Thank you, Ginger

Dear Ginger,

Thank you so much for eating the 16 mini coconut cupcakes that your father was going to take to work on Thursday. I didn't work hard on them. I wasn't pissed to come home and find the empty cooling rack on the floor. I think you look lovely with 16 mini coconut cupcakes in your belly.

We all think it's just hilarious that your big 'ol belly is full of coconut cake. Oh, and thanks for also eating the paper cups. That's going to be fun for all of us in the coming days. And Ginger, thank you oh so much for trying your darndest to get to these mini egg shaped cakes. It was just awesome that you knocked over and broke the lamp in your attempt to EAT MORE CAKE. We agree that 16 mini coconut cupcakes just wasn't enough to satisfy you. Hey Ginger, ha ha ha! You didn't get the big egg cake. And you won't get to have even a lick of the yummy coconut buttercream frosting. You're not invited to Josh and Amy's house for dinner. That's where we'll be enjoying it.Too bad you already had your lifetime share of coconut cake, Ginger. These little mini egg cakes are mighty tempting. Oh, and Ginger, April Fools' Day: We're not actually delighted about your new membership to Overeaters Anonymous. We're being sarcastic. Are you capable of understanding sarcasm, or is the high level of coconut flowing through your veins inhibiting your higher level thinking skills?