Monday, July 6, 2009

My husband, the klutz

Warning: Graphic and somewhat bloody pictures ahead.

I have been married to Michael for 7.5 years. We dated for 5 years before getting married. I came to the conclusion last week that Michael is a klutz. I don't know how I missed it for all these years.

I've mentioned before that Michael has broken his baby toes more times than can be counted. He runs into walls and furniture mostly. The underside of our bed is another danger zone. His nails are constantly falling off and then growing back. He also bangs his hips and knees pretty frequently.

Last week Michael ran into the outside stucco wall while taking the garbage out. Of course he wasn't wearing a shirt.

The very next night he ran into something metal that was sitting on a shelf in the garage. Again, no shirt. He'll be going for a tetanus shot asap. I think that for Michael will be getting some new shirts and steel toed boots for Christmas.


The Yager Family said...

Ouch! Poor guy!
It does seem like these accidents could be avoided or at least minimized by the simple addition of a shirt. hee hee!

Maryellen said...

Eek. That looks really painful. It's weird how people are prone to certain things.